Garden humor thread..

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Now that fall is here is on its way a little song to practice over the winter to keep our spirits up. By the time the season comes, you can know it by heart and the hills will ring.

Tune of (oh come on you can figure it out)

Spring.......Spring....SPRIIING, SPRIIIING!

Love the work boy, Love the toil,
Take your shovel and break the soil

What am I plantin' I do know
What will I harvest I ain't certain
All that I know the gardens on its waaay

How will the peas do I don't know
Lettuce and cabbage I ain't certain
All that I know the garden's on it's waaay

Love the work boy, Love the toil,
Take your shovel and break the soil

Should I stake beans now? I don't know
Cage the tomatoes I ain't certain
Bit too early to liberate the fiiig
But who gives a damn who gives a damn it's time to dig!

Feel free to add more stanzas in an assortment of languages

And yes I'm using the movie scoring for this, not the original Broadway, since in my opinion, it's the better version (it's one of the few cases where I actually think that)
 

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