Garden humor thread..

[thistlebloom]

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I so want to be these dear ladies someday!

Make sure you brush and floss or you may get there sooner than you want!

 

[Carol Dee]

Make sure you brush and floss or you may get there sooner than you want!

 

[canesisters]

 

[britesea]

Wow,you're good @canesisters! lol

 

[Smart Red]

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I so want to be these dear ladies someday!

That's me in the blue dress. I wouldn't get into the wheelbarrow because I know I'd never be able to get out.

 

[digitS']

Okay,

@Smart Red has dibs on the laundry tub.



Steve

 

[Carol Dee]

Okay,

@Smart Red has dibs on the laundry tub.



Steve

Oh Good, 'cause I don't think I would be able to get out of the tub either.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Pulsegleaner]

I sometimes get so desperate that I sing to my grains. You know the classics like "Do not Forsake me, Oh my Barley", "High on a Hill was a Load of Oats" (aka "The Lonely Oat Horde"), "How Rye You Are", "Wouldn't You be Rice?" and so on. (Hmm, maybe that's why my corn does so bad, I haven't found a song for it.)

 

[Smart Red]

Oh Good, 'cause I don't think I would be able to get out of the tub either.

Place feet inside tub, grasp sides, stand up, and remove yourself before a heavy rain.
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.or when the drinks are no longer coming.