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Garden humor thread..

Discussion in 'Everything Else Garden' started by desertlady, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Sep 25, 2014
    thistlebloom

    thistlebloom Garden Master

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    Make sure you brush and floss or you may get there sooner than you want! ;)
     
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    Carol Dee

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    :yuckyuck
     
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    canesisters

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    britesea

    britesea Attractive To Bees

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    Smart Red

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    That's me in the blue dress. I wouldn't get into the wheelbarrow because I know I'd never be able to get out.
     
  6. Sep 27, 2014
    digitS'

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    Okay,

    @Smart Red has dibs on the laundry tub.

    ;)

    Steve
     
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    Carol Dee

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    Oh Good, 'cause I don't think I would be able to get out of the tub either. ;)
     
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    Carol Dee

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    Pulsegleaner

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    I sometimes get so desperate that I sing to my grains. You know the classics like "Do not Forsake me, Oh my Barley", "High on a Hill was a Load of Oats" (aka "The Lonely Oat Horde"), "How Rye You Are", "Wouldn't You be Rice?" and so on. (Hmm, maybe that's why my corn does so bad, I haven't found a song for it.)
     
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    Smart Red

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    Place feet inside tub, grasp sides, stand up, and remove yourself before a heavy rain.
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    .or when the drinks are no longer coming.
     
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