Garden humor thread..

[Dirtmechanic]

Salesman on the phone: Just sign those documents and fax them over and I will set you right up!

Me: I can't fax them from where I am at.

Salesman: What do you mean you can't fax them from where you live?

Me: 2020, I live in 2020.

 

[majorcatfish]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Today I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" facebook group.

I just wanted to know if this 6' spacing rule was pushing anybody over the edge.

 

[valley ranch]

 

[Ridgerunner]

Teen-aged daughter - I'm thinking about a new hairstyle, Dad.

Dad - How come?

Daughter - Oh, I don't know. I just feel like a change.

Dad - Yeah I know what you meant. It's kind of like when I grew my beard.

Daughter - No. I mean a change for the better.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

View attachment 36479

Oh, that is just inspirational!

 

[Pulsegleaner]

The funny thing is that, in India, they EAT that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cenchrus_biflorus

I think I once bumped into seed of it in a package of something.

 

[valley ranch]

What it is????