Garden humor thread..

Ridgerunner

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Friend - Hey, Major, what's with all the money?

Major - I'm saving for the future

Friend - That's Great. Far too few people do that these days. What are your plans?

Major - Beer on Friday.

Friend - Not sure that counts

Major - Hey, Friday's in the future.


Guess who I was thinking of when I read this.
 

majorcatfish

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Friend - Hey, Major, what's with all the money?

Major - I'm saving for the future

Friend - That's Great. Far too few people do that these days. What are your plans?

Major - Beer on Friday.

Friend - Not sure that counts

Major - Hey, Friday's in the future.


Guess who I was thinking of when I read this.
major- guess what?

friend- what?

major- have had not had a drop since july 13th that's why i have money !

friend - can i borrow some money to buy beer?

major - get a job!!!!!
 
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