Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

if you want to make a meatloaf real quick, they have it all ready mixed up in the pet food isle..
funny place to put it.
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Good Lord you are TOO FUNNY. looks like you are feeling well enough to shop for Meat Loaf ingredients and DOG FOOD!

 

[thistlebloom]

if you want to make a meatloaf real quick, they have it all ready mixed up in the pet food isle..
funny place to put it.
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At least they use fresh pets.

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Reminds me of when I was in the clearance store and was so excited when I saw a whole rack of jerky in all these neat types. Pheasant, duck, venison. Then I looked closer and realized it was all DOG jerky! (for dogs, not from dogs)

I've had a lot of experiences like that. especially there (where things have been misshelved or moved by other people and put in the wrong place). I've bough room deodorizing sachets thinking they were tea bags, incense thinking it was loose tea, candles thinking they were candy, and almost got a peppermill thinking it was a bottle of vinegar (it was a wine bottle shaped peppermill)

 

[Pulsegleaner]

From my tea site

"Lei Kou Chai - it means lightning struck wood. The mother tree was struck by lightning on the main trunk, but it survived and shriving."

I think they actually meant "thriving" (unless getting hit by lightning made the tree VERY religious.)

 

[Rhodie Ranch]

Since Major mentioned Spam, by Hormel:

 

[Zeedman]

Since Major mentioned Spam, by Hormel:

Wow, that's some storage life. So when SHTF, I guess it will be Spam & Twinkies.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Ridgerunner]

At the dinner table

She - What's the matter?

He - There's something wrong with these potatoes.

She - They're zucchini.

He - Ah, well. In that case they are delicious.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

My Grandfather used to say " As one door closes, another opens."

Lovely man.

Terrible cabinet maker.