Garden humor thread..

flowerbug

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Nicker, @PhilaGardener :D

@ducks4you 's unbridled enthusiasm for taking out burdock has everything to do with her horses' demands regarding burrs in their manes, tails, under the saddle, etc.

Now, if this subject gets off without a hitch, it may be difficult to rein in.

Steve
i'm manely here for the laughs...
 

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Especially for @baymule and @thistlebloom
(too late, right!) ;)


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THIS IS A WARNING
POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: *reluctance to cook *reluctance to perform housework *reluctance to wear anything but boots *reluctance to work except in support of a horse *physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction) Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
That's hilarious Carol Dee! Yep, definitely infected.
Dh has taken to examining my lips pre-kiss to check for tell tale hairs. 😄
 
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