Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

 

[Zeedman]

The Vegetable Orchestra

The Vegetable Orchestra - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

As I was reading that, a small Motherly voice in the back of my head was saying "don't play with your food!"

 

[CarolPNW]

 

[flowerbug]

there's a 1cm cube of it underneath the whipped cream on top.

 

[digitS']

@CarolPNW ,

This is how the cookie crumbled: See those Oreos near the bottom of the glass?

I licked the frosting off those Oreos last night while everyone was asleep and secretly replaced it with leftover parsnip, rutabaga and cauliflower. Then, they were broken up.

Steve 🤫

 

[Dirtmechanic]

there's a 1cm cube of it underneath the whipped cream on top.

See? Healthy!

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[flowerbug]

See? Healthy!

everyone knows that a single leaf of any vegetable has the magical power of making any following desserts no longer bad for you.

but just to be sure i also eat dessert first. life is, after all, way too short...

 

[Zeedman]

I keep getting"desert" and "dessert" mixed up... it makes me thirsty for something sweet.

 

[canesisters]

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I saw one today that said:
HOBOSEXUAL - someone who dates you for the single purpose of having a place to stay.