Garden humor thread..

[Artichoke Lover]

A friend of mine created a sodium free, nitrogen derived seasoning compound called "N-salt". It works fine for most things EXCEPT when used in Ethiopian flatbread; it causes severe anger issues.

Guess it's true it is never a good idea to add N-salt to injera.

I’m going to be honest and admit this took me entirely too long to figure out

 

[Marie2020]

I’m going to be honest and admit this took me entirely too long to figure out

I'm still lost

Anyone got a black board 🤓

 

[flowerbug]

I'm still lost

Anyone got a black board 🤓

a pun/joke along the lines of "...add insult to injury." injera being a bread made in Ethiopia. and yes, i did have to look that up.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

My brother asked me to bring him something hard to write on. I do not know why he got so mad.

Dirt is pretty hard to write on.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[Zeedman]

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I always hated that expression. As a smart-aleck, I felt obliged to point out that there may not be an "I", but there is a "me" .

It's a matter of perspective:
I look around and see "team"
Management looks around and sees "meat",
Management yells "at me"

 

[flowerbug]

I always hated that expression. As a smart-aleck, I felt obliged to point out that there may not be an "I", but there is a "me" .

It's a matter of perspective:
I look around and see "team"
Management looks around and sees "meat",
Management yells "at me"

tame mate meat ate m team mate'...

 

[seedcorn]

I always hated that expression. As a smart-aleck, I felt obliged to point out that there may not be an "I", but there is a "me" .

It's a matter of perspective:
I look around and see "team"
Management looks around and sees "meat",
Management yells "at me"

MJ’s famous rebuttal was there is no “I” in team but there is in WIN.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Invasion!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/nsu2rq