Garden humor thread..

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Some modified Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little lamb,
I was cute as a button.
But Mary slaughtered it quite young,
Cause she did not like mutton.

Mary had a little ewe
Half Texel, half Merino,
She milked it and she made some cheese,
Since she like Pecorino

Mary had an adult sheep,
She brushed it nights and morns
Becuase it was a Jacob's ram,
She polished its four horns.

May had a little lamb
it grew into a hogget,
It's now too old to sell for meat,
So Mary wants to flog* it.

*besides "to whip" "flog" is British slang for selling something, usually quickly.
 
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