Garden humor thread..

[Smart Red]

From: Life 97.9 KFNW via FaceBook.

 

[Smart Red]

Not labeled, but presumed to be from same source as above:

 

[digitS']

 

[Smart Red]

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That makes it rather difficult to "Compare Foods" as the label states. Sort of comparing apples and oranges or in this case watermelon and corn. Could this be in an English as a second language store? Please!

 

[Chickie'sMomaInNH]

heh if i was to 'compare food's' on this one i think that is NOT watermelon!

 

[digitS']

I knew that there were peaches without fuzz. They call them nectarines. There are doughnut peaches that don't have seeds. There are seedless grapes.

Just like those nectarines and doughnut peaches, I don't have any grapes of any type.

But, if this variety of nonexistent grape sells, I should be able to make a fortune!!!

Steve

Edit: okay, doughnut peaches have seeds, so that means they, in fact, exist. Right?

 

[thistlebloom]

A grapeless grape! Now that's progress!

 

[digitS']

So, my peach tree has problems, the neighbor's grapevines may or may not be invading my garden, and I can't grow watermelon!

Maybe tangerines are in my future!!?

Steve

 

[digitS']

Honestly!

We just need more simple honesty out there:



Ignorance will only take you so far ... but, a dollar will get you 2 and change. I think it's a Go!

Steve

 

[Smart Red]

Too good, Steve. I love them all.

And yes, I've grown donut peaches. They do have a pit. And they do exist.