Garden humor thread..

[thistlebloom]

 

[Larisa]

The first 40 years of life, the most difficult in the boy's life. The second 40, evidently too.

 

[Ridgerunner]

I love that third one, the kids at the swimming pool.

A teacher was teaching young kids to read phonetically. When it was one boys turn, he read off his assignment "A Fricking Elephant". And he was exactly right. His assignment was African elephant.

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Reminds me of a joke

A kindergarten teacher is trying to teach her students about animals. They have gotten "dog" "cat" and "cow" all right, but they are stumped when she shows them a picture of an antlered deer. The teacher says "I'll give you a hint, it's what you mommy may call your daddy"

One of the students them pipes up "Oh I know now, it's a horny bastard!"

 

[Larisa]

@Pulsegleaner
it's no joke
One day I asked the small urban children: "Who knows who is a goat?"
One little girl said: "I know. Goat - it is our mother. And our dad - male sheep!."
Here is a complete characterization of the family ...

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Nyboy]

So true so true even if not throwen away, impossable to find

 

[PennyJo]

Been there done that... or loose something go buy another then find the one that was lost

 

[thistlebloom]

 

[canesisters]

GOOD ONE!!!!!