Garden humor thread..

[Larisa]

 

[Ridgerunner]

I could be out riding my motorcycle
if my wife would let me,
if I had a motorcycle,
and if my hemorrhoids weren't acting up.

 

[digitS']

Isn't that Meatburner there on the left in @Larisa 's post? LINK

I'm not sure if I can top those!

digitS'

If people (or mandrills ) did not sometimes do silly things,
nothing intelligent would ever get done. ~ Ludwig Wittgenstein

 

[thistlebloom]

 

[valley ranch]

We just got back from Big R, it's a ranch supply~ for you guys that reload they had 8lb containers of Bullseye & Red Dot and the like.

As for humor, they had a sign that read: Don't kneel with spurs on!
We,daughter and I, thought that was pretty good.

 

[digitS']

they had a sign that read: Don't kneel with spurs on!

Especially if the strap on your powder horn allows it to hang below your waist.

Probably won't be around to blame the noise on the dog.

Steve

 

[valley ranch]

That's good Steve!

 

[valley ranch]

But, we've moved into the 20th and now the 21st centurys~Center fire~

 

[valley ranch]

Speaking of spurs, daughter looks em over and touches them when were at Cal-Ranch, not that she need them but I think she'd love a pair, I think they're neat too, when I see guys just off work with work dirty clothes and boots hear the clip clip of the spurs, come in for Bread n a Six-pack.

 

[thistlebloom]