Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

Honey: Lute, how much does your music mean to you?
Lute: My music is EVERYTHING to me!
Honey: That's what I was afraid of. I don't think we should get married. I'm afraid I won't be as important to you as your music!
Lute: Don't be silly! Your financial support will be very important to me!

From Hagar the Horrible

 

[Carol Dee]

this on is for @majorcatfish

 

[Smart Red]

Good one, Carol Dee. For sure it's right up the Major's alley.

 

[Nyboy]

I want that sign for my office. Every client at some point trys to cut their dogs hair. Then they bring me the dog and say fix it.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Nyboy]

Walmart tramp stamp

 

[Sam BigDeer]

ROTFL! ! !

 

[valley ranch]

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