Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

I'm amazed he can stand like that without falling. I'm assuming that is the same photo I saw a few years back. I can't remember what he did to get them to grow like that. There was an article associated with that photo.

 

[Nyboy]

@majorcatfish posted that photo, I thought photo shopped.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Daughter (In the den) - Is it true I'll get blisters on my tongue if i keep tattling?

Father - No, that's just an old wive's tale.

Daughter (later, in the kitchen) - Dad says you are an old wife.

Mother - Interesting. Tell me more.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Father - Son you can never ask a woman her age if you want to keep the peace. Nor can you ask shoe size, weight, or if she is wearing false eyelashes or a wig.

Son - What can I ask that won't get me slapped up the side of the head?

Father - Which restaurant do you want to eat at tonight?

 

[ninnymary]

 

[digitS']

@Ridgerunner 's conversation with a youngster and @canesisters ' experience with the tree this morning -- reminded me of something I read recently. Let's see if I can remember it ...

Grandfather finds grandson playing in living room.

• Grandfather: I hear that you fell out of a tree.
• Grandson: Yeah.
• Grandfather: Good Heavens! Fell out of a tree! Are you okay?
• Grandson: Sure. Didn't really hurt. I'm fine. How are you, Grandpa?
• Grandfather: Well, I've got this crick in my neck the last 2 weeks from sleeping on my pillow wrong.

digitS'

 

[Carol Dee]

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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Decaffeinated

 

[canesisters]

 

[ninnymary]

 

[Ridgerunner]

Isn't Autumn great! The crisp air, the colorful leaves, and the plants in my garden are supposed to be dead. Not to mention Halloween candy.