Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

A Red Skelton joke: ''Income tax started with Adam and Eve; the apple was community property, the snake was overhead, and the fig-leaf was a device to reduce interest.

 

[flowerbug]

A Red Skelton joke: ''Income tax started with Adam and Eve; the apple was community property, the snake was overhead, and the fig-leaf was a device to reduce interest.

*balanced budgie picture*

 

[canesisters]

 

[Ridgerunner]

Why do politicians make such good yoga students?

They are used to switching positions every few minutes.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Zeedman]

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I think that qualifies as a dad joke... at least it sounds like one of mine. One of the granddaughters has a whole book of "Dad Jokes", I add to it on occasion.

 

[Carol Dee]

I think that qualifies as a dad joke... at least it sounds like one of mine. One of the granddaughters has a whole book of "Dad Jokes", I add to it on occasion.

Well I actually like Dad jokes and puns!

 

[Gardening with Rabbits]

 

[flowerbug]

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thank you! i was in a bit of a rush this mornin'...

 

[flowerbug]

I think that qualifies as a dad joke... at least it sounds like one of mine. One of the granddaughters has a whole book of "Dad Jokes", I add to it on occasion.

we have a frog book that Mom keeps from when she visits my brothers. for some reason i'm not funny enough... almost all of it are things that i can't repeat until after we're all ded. lol