Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

'Many people are obviously so technically oriented they think they can text while driving, but most haven't caught up with the awesome technology of using your blinker when you drive.

'

 

[valley ranch]

I read some place that: Men don't want their wife to change when they marry them ~ they always do ```

Woman wants the man they marry to change ~ they never do ```

What do you think ```

 

[Carol Dee]

'Many people are obviously so technically oriented they think they can text while driving, but most haven't caught up with the awesome technology of using your blinker when you drive.

'

Just the other day I was driving and DH asked why I had my turn signal on. (Guess he did not know what corner I planned to turn at.) I was startled that he even knew what a turn signal blinker sounds like as he never uses them,

 

[so lucky]

I read some place that: Men don't want their wife to change when they marry them ~ they always do ```

Woman wants the man they marry to change ~ they never do ```

What do you think ```

I have heard it put:
"A woman marries a man thinking she can change him; A man marries a woman hoping she won't change."

 

[valley ranch]

Yeh, that was it ```

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[majorcatfish]

 

[ninnymary]

 

[Carol Dee]

Do not forget to set your clocks ahead tonight

 

[flowerbug]

moving the sun would be so much harder...