Gone to the Dogs

[Marie2020]

This once happened to me in a huge outdoor sports complex/field area. Unlike the dog in the video... my dog was a very bad boy. The moment he looked down and saw the harness had slipped off his body his eyes lit up like firecrackers and he was gone in a flash. 'Keep away' with his own body was the favorite game. I looked off in the distance where a big soccer game was being played, hundreds of people in the stands. And then I saw the black & white ball streak by.

I ran full tilt, and my gut told to go in the direction where that ball was. Sure enough as I got closer to the soccer game I heard the loud blow of a referee whistle and there was my dog on the soccer field, in among the players chasing that ball, the players looking utterly confused as to what was going on. I hadn't even fully got there yet and I knew. I ran out onto the field - mortified - yelling 'he's just a puppy!!!!' to the crowd and players and continued to chase my dog, who was practically high at this point. He had moved on from running after their ball and darted toward an exit in the soccer field fence. All eyes in the stadium were on me and this dog.

It just so happened that the exit he was aiming for had been where all those soccer players had put their equipment and duffle bags, against the side of the fence. Entry points to fields are often popular spots for dogs to make themselves 'known to the world'. All the personal equipment bags were on the ground along that fence, and my dog then ran alongside it all on 3 legs, shooting a pee along the whole length - on absolutely everybody's stuff. I didn't even know it was physically possible for him to do that. The entire crowd erupted into a roar of cheering, whistling, hooting, some giving a standing ovation. Complete pandemonium. I truly wanted to faint. He kept running still high on adrenaline which I was glad for because it allowed me to at least escape the stadium of people.

I haven't forgiven him yet.

 

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