thistlebloom
Garden Master
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2010
- Messages
- 16,473
- Reaction score
- 17,415
- Points
- 457
- Location
- North Idaho 48th parallel
DH and I drove up the highway to pick up my new pullets (YAY!) and stopped to get gas. I went in to pay cash and was third in line.
Not remarkable usually, but the guy in the front of the line was apparently ordering his dinner :/ . We had to wait while he made up his mind about what he really wanted requiring a lot of back and forth discussion with the cashier. The ONLY cashier....
.
I was relieved to see that he had settled on something finally, "Uhh...I guess I'll have a bag of grease with a side of that stale stuff that's been in the case since Truman was President, and maybe a super mondo biggie extra large cup of that artificially colored and flavored syrupy crap there.... yeah.... that'll do."
While I was standing there getting older I had the chance to memorize all the impulse purchase items arranged on the counter.
Now gas stations aren't famous for their healthy cuisine so I guess what what sitting there on the counter makes a lot of sense...
...it was COLON CLEANSER, ...."experience the healthful benefits of a clean colon!...."
Yikes.
Not remarkable usually, but the guy in the front of the line was apparently ordering his dinner :/ . We had to wait while he made up his mind about what he really wanted requiring a lot of back and forth discussion with the cashier. The ONLY cashier....
I was relieved to see that he had settled on something finally, "Uhh...I guess I'll have a bag of grease with a side of that stale stuff that's been in the case since Truman was President, and maybe a super mondo biggie extra large cup of that artificially colored and flavored syrupy crap there.... yeah.... that'll do."
While I was standing there getting older I had the chance to memorize all the impulse purchase items arranged on the counter.
Now gas stations aren't famous for their healthy cuisine so I guess what what sitting there on the counter makes a lot of sense...
...it was COLON CLEANSER, ...."experience the healthful benefits of a clean colon!...."
Yikes.