Mobile Home Goddess

[thistlebloom]

Thanks Ridge! I just can't tell you how relieved I've been at the complete absence of elephants in the garden! Now I know we have you to thank for it.
You have every gardeners appreciation as well as people out on the roads.

 

[Nyboy]

Yep, Bay. I stand corrected. Perhaps I didn't want you to fall for @Nyboy's tactics either. How do you keep moose away from your gardens? I know what SPELLS work for me.

Hungry Hunters

 

[Smart Red]

Thanks Ridge! I just can't tell you how relieved I've been at the complete absence of elephants in the garden! Now I know we have you to thank for it.
You have every gardeners appreciation as well as people out on the roads.

But just think of the benefits of elephant pooh to the compost pile we're missing out on.

 

[thistlebloom]

I guess the chickens are just going to have to work harder.

 

[Smart Red]

Moose, elephants, and lions not withstanding, I live in fear of bears entering this area in search of my blueberries. There have been sightings within the past two years of a black bear 40 miles northwest and 35 miles southwest of here. DH says they are honing in on the blackberries.

I tell DH it's his duty to keep the bears away -- a case of him or the bear when it comes to MY berries.

 

[Smart Red]

I guess the chickens are just going to have to work harder.

Perhaps a wheelbarrow of chicken doo-doo IS a lot easier to handle then one of elephant pooh. I'll be content with what I have.

 

[baymule]

You need a older lesbian in purple robes burning herbs in a smudge pot. Goddess listen to them!! So I am told.

At midnight on a full moon??

 

[goatgurl]

i have a visual of that @ baymule and @Nyboy and giggled, thanks. @Smart Red we have black bears all over around here and a couple of big white barky dogs keep them away from the house. had a mama bear and 3 cubs down in the creek below my house last year. honestly i was glad when they moved on.

 

[Carol Dee]

Good Grief Baymule, Even when things are going crazy wrong your humor shines through. Hang in there. I am sure the 2nd coat will stick. just in case.

 

[baymule]

Good Grief Baymule, Even when things are going crazy wrong your humor shines through. Hang in there. I am sure the 2nd coat will stick. just in case.

I can make a joke out of almost anything. I can also be very embarrassing in public.