OK, THIS is what I think of self sufficiency gardening:
"Albuquerque" by Weird Al Yankovic
...And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah
But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
Really, haven't we ALL started out thinking that we could free ourselves from the grocery store?!?!?!?
Considering that if the electricity goes off, there goes the freezers we all have and the stored frozen food!
Think I am ready to use my pressure canner.
Any hot water bath canning isn't hard and I just used a quart of 2015 tomatoes. You KNOW they are bad after that long just by using your nose, but the contents smelled sweet.
My grandfather had a job during the Great Depression, just not enough money to buy enough for a family of 4, and sometimes there was no work at all. He kept a garden this size of my dining room/living room combined out of necessity. When I visited he was retired and his vegetable garden could have been from P. Allen Smith, it was so manicured! I think at that point he saved all of his seeds for next year and we ate tomatoes the size of a small plate. When my cousins had their small horse he "manured his garden" every Fall.
I am cleaning house this Spring, throwing away pantry items that aren't any good, or don't justify keeping. I made a blueberry pie from scratch last week. Yesterday, I made one from two cans of blueberries I had in the pantry. Not As good, but I adjusted the sugar, since they were in light syrup, and it turned out well.
I made bread on Friday, froze 1/2 for DD to make sometime With instructions on the ziplock bag. Then, I made a 20 pound turkey yesterday, so I made bread again. 1/2 is gone.
I have been craving, making and eating vinegar slaw a LOT.
DD went shopping a week ago, during the great rush. She noticed that NOBODY was buying turkey, so she bought 3 and froze them. We ate one meal yesterday, dinner again tonight, and I have the order to make 2 turkey pot pies for Monday and Tuesday.
DD even made a Sauerbraten last week when she was home and Would have been on her cruise, so we are eating mighty good.
Don't know about you but many of the potatoes we are buying want to grow and I don't want to argue with them.
We have Been through this before, and recently! I hate it, but I know how to pinch pennies until they cry "Uncle!!"
I don't think we'll be down for the count very long.