Trust us. Has MontyJ ever lied to you? No! You have four excellent smilies to express your distress at not being able to post smilies. First is a head-wall banger, then a fuming red SoMad guy, a MAD head; red with a slanted grimace, and finally another head-wall banging guy.
Asking MontyJ five times when will your smilies appear on your phone just might slow down his work on Dew's birthday present. Rest assured, he done you proud!