(I like Natalie's idea

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The source and original meaning of the word "garden" is that it is fenced land. I know - sometimes it isn't quite enuf

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I once had a garden on a vacant lot across my alley. The neighborhood kids, during the 2nd or 3rd year I was gardening there, decided that they wanted to share it as a bike racetrack. When I told them that, no, a track through and around the garden was not acceptable - they did it anyway.
There was a larger vacant lot across that road and there was even an impromptu bike track about 100 yards distance. I don't know if there was any problem with these kids using those locations. Certainly, the streets were in constant use.
When I stood at the edge of the garden with my finger pointing the way O-U-T one day, I got a very disrespectful response from the oldest boy in the group. He was about 12. I very nearly lost my temper

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Back to the house I went - found the property-owner's name and telephone number and went off to the mother of 1 boy and the grandmother of the other 2. "I have permission to use that lot for a garden. If your boy(s) want to use it for some other purpose, you will need to call that person."
No doubt, the parents realized that I was "steamed" and the boys were grounded. Their punishment was actually more severe than I had intended. A few days later, I talked again to the parents and told them that no great harm had been done to the garden. The boys weren't around during that conversation but they may have learned that I wasn't setting myself up as their enemy. I never had any trouble from the 3 again.
Now, the alcoholic that lived next door to that garden was a different story. Why oh why, do people who drink too much often think that alcohol excuses their bad behavior?

Even in their sober moments, they seem to harbor that delusion.
Steve