897tgigvib
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Shopping cart trader gets home with groceries, dutifully paid for and all...
Unloading bags in kitchen...
Oh boy! Looga the raspberries! mmm, and 2 bunches of bananas!
ok, green pasta. I'll figure it out. oh boy! 10 pounds of tomatoes. Guess I'm gonna be making tomato sauce, cuz, here's 7 cloves of garlic.
...wonder what that lady was gonna make...
Oh nice. A big hunk of mozarella. must weigh in at 3 pounds! Loogit all these bags of spices. i'll be eatin like that lady's husband!
ohhhhhhhh, what kind of flour is this? oh man, here's a lifetime supply of fleischman yeast. i get it. she was gonna be making breads! 2 pineapples? How'd she find these little tiny cuts of steak? oh, here's a can of sardines. musta either been a treat for her husband, or else maybe for her cat.
whart's this? ohhhp! one of those silly national enquirer things. i guess there really are people who read those. emergency spare kindling for the woodstove...
Hmmm. maybe that's how i'll do my grocery shopping! serruptitiously switching grocery carts with a lady...
Unloading bags in kitchen...
Oh boy! Looga the raspberries! mmm, and 2 bunches of bananas!
ok, green pasta. I'll figure it out. oh boy! 10 pounds of tomatoes. Guess I'm gonna be making tomato sauce, cuz, here's 7 cloves of garlic.
...wonder what that lady was gonna make...
Oh nice. A big hunk of mozarella. must weigh in at 3 pounds! Loogit all these bags of spices. i'll be eatin like that lady's husband!
ohhhhhhhh, what kind of flour is this? oh man, here's a lifetime supply of fleischman yeast. i get it. she was gonna be making breads! 2 pineapples? How'd she find these little tiny cuts of steak? oh, here's a can of sardines. musta either been a treat for her husband, or else maybe for her cat.
whart's this? ohhhp! one of those silly national enquirer things. i guess there really are people who read those. emergency spare kindling for the woodstove...
Hmmm. maybe that's how i'll do my grocery shopping! serruptitiously switching grocery carts with a lady...
@marshallsmyth , you are hilarious! Hey, you could start a business, 'food escorts' for hire! Available at the cart corral, they will slap you every time you attempt to put something unhealthy in your cart. 

... and started researching different diets. Much research lead her to diets very similar to the diabetes diet.
This had me in stitches!
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