Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

 

[thistlebloom]

 

[thistlebloom]

 

[Ridgerunner]

Let's ask @baymule everything is bigger in Texas.

 

[baymule]

That's my cousin, he took a trip and swung by @thistlebloom 's place for a snack!

 

[Smart Red]

Hummmm

My post at 6:45 pm and my "Like" of the unidentified hummer didn't show up. Am I behind in my dues?

 

[so lucky]

Red, I think I have had that happen on here, too. One of those time/space/data warp issues, lol.

 

[thistlebloom]

Substitute deer for cows and this is SO me!

 

[Sam BigDeer]

An old one you may have seen..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You need to be careful and only drink what YOU order...

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,
menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," I said.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen
and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife with another man . . .
and then my dog bit me."
"So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink,
I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!........
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Love to all, Sam.....

 

[so lucky]

An old one you may have seen..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You need to be careful and only drink what YOU order...

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,
menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," I said.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen
and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife with another man . . .
and then my dog bit me."
"So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink,
I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!........
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Love to all, Sam.....

Good one!