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Garden humor thread..

Discussion in 'Everything Else Garden' started by desertlady, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Mar 13, 2017
    Carol Dee

    Carol Dee Garden Master

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    thistlebloom

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    thistlebloom

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    Ridgerunner

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    Let's ask @baymule everything is bigger in Texas.
     
  5. Mar 19, 2017
    baymule

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    That's my cousin, he took a trip and swung by @thistlebloom 's place for a snack!
     
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    Smart Red

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    Hummmm

    My post at 6:45 pm and my "Like" of the unidentified hummer didn't show up. Am I behind in my dues?
     
  7. Mar 19, 2017
    so lucky

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    Red, I think I have had that happen on here, too. One of those time/space/data warp issues, lol.
     
  8. Mar 21, 2017
    thistlebloom

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    Substitute deer for cows and this is SO me!
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Mar 22, 2017
    Sam BigDeer

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    An old one you may have seen..
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    You need to be careful and only drink what YOU order...

    There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
    trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
    and gulps it down in one swig.
    "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,
    menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," I said.
    "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
    When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen
    and I don't have any insurance.
    I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
    I found my wife with another man . . .
    and then my dog bit me."
    "So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
    I buy a drink,
    I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
    and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!........
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Love to all, Sam.....
     
  10. Mar 22, 2017
    so lucky

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    Good one!
     

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