Never Have I Ever, gardening addition

I have never lost my gardening gloves because I don't wear them. Sometimes I put on work gloves for heavy duty stuff, but I stuff them in my back pocket when not on my hands.

I don't startle at snakes.

My score is a 2 because I never have ever......
 
seedcorn said:
@thistlebloom , read brothers post

None of you better let Mom catch you chasing (harassing) a butterfly.
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You've obviously never met a cabbage white butterfly, the white one with the two brownish spots on the wings. The one that lays the eggs on cabbage, broccoli, and such that hatch into those annoying cabbage worms. I don't harass them, I try to hit them with my cap when my tennis racquet isn't handy.
 
majorcatfish said:
no you have a perfect 16....if you have done it you get a point for everyone, the title is misleading thats all
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The title is "Never Have I Ever".
Isn't that another way of saying "I Have Never Ever..." ? :confused: Where are our grammar teachers?

seedcorn said:
@thistlebloom , read brothers post

None of you better let Mom catch you chasing (harassing) a butterfly.
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You're not still sore about that time you were a butterfly in the school play and Major and I chased you with fishing nets are you?
 
all...

add a few more:

face plant into the edge of the wheelbarrow...

break hand falling on shovel handle...

play find the rusty nail the hard way...

tasted dirt...

eaten a worm...

i'm trying really hard to be more patient and to slow down when i do things. i'm not in some competition to see how many times i can trip and fall. also, trying to get things better so there aren't so many things to trip and fall over... 100,000,000 rocks later...
 
Ridgerunner said:
You've obviously never met a cabbage white butterfly, the white one with the two brownish spots on the wings. The one that lays the eggs on cabbage, broccoli, and such that hatch into those annoying cabbage worms. I don't harass them, I try to hit them with my cap when my tennis racquet isn't handy.
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1/2inch netting. that is how i would have to grow them here if i wanted to avoid sprays. the wasps/hornets/etc will check the cabbage plants for eggs and worms and eat some of them or take them for their nests/young, but they do not get them all.
 
0 .. or 16... whichever o_O

Maybe we should come up with a different list of more 'exotic' gardening things...
 
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