Garden humor thread..

[Beekissed]

 

[flowerbug]

A decision was made here ….

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likely screaming children were involved...

 

[baymule]

Gut shot watermelon.....

 

[Carol Dee]

Gut shot watermelon.....

 

[ducks4you]

Catching up on this thread.
First, MY place is, "Prairie Duck Farm."
Yes, The best thing on that list of junk food WAS whiskey. I prefer Charleston Chew Bars.
Second, we saved 3 orphan kitchens last year, who are now 15 months old.
They are VERY SWEET!!
I remind them that "I saved you from OBLIVION!"
They each say, "Yes, I would have been Oblivious!"

 

[ducks4you]

"Tomkins" (left) and one of the kittens, his "fur worms", "Smudgekins," (right)
She and Lynx (below) are litter mates.

 

[bobm]

Catching up on this thread.
First, MY place is, "Prairie Duck Farm."
Yes, The best thing on that list of junk food WAS whiskey. I prefer Charleston Chew Bars.
Second, we saved 3 orphan kitchens last year, who are now 15 months old.
They are VERY SWEET!!
I remind them that "I saved you from OBLIVION!"
They each say, "Yes, I would have been Oblivious!"

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"Tomkins" (left) and one of the kittens, his "fur worms", "Smudgekins," (right)
She and Lynx (below) are litter mates. View attachment 32134 View attachment 32133

Those felines don't look like kitchens to me

 

[ducks4you]

They COULD be kitchens...if they wanted to be. YOU KNOW CATS!!!

 

[Ridgerunner]

A few signs posted here and there.

''Many people have eaten in this joint and gone on to live fairly normal, healthy lives!''

''If you are what you eat, I'm fast, easy, and cheap!''

''Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation!''

''God put me on Earth to do a few things … I'm so far behind, I may never die!''

''Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind most of all!''

''Some people want to blame our generation for all the problems; have they stopped to think who raised us?''

''We are here because we are not 'all there!'

 

[ninnymary]