Garden humor thread..

[thistlebloom]

If that was my concrete slab, I would definitely leave those chicken tracks!

We took my mom to Tecate Mexico to pick up saltillo tiles for her floors.
She deliberately chose the ones with dog tracks on them, lol.
My husband installed them in the specific spots she picked. It turned out nicely humorous.

 

[Redd Tornado]

This holiday, I had 4 DAYS OFF. I had big plans for the garden.
Thursday. Really can't remember. Likely because of...
Friday. 3 hours at DMV.
Saturday. Blew up rabbit water system.
Sunday. Put chainsaw fuel mix in lawn mower. Tangled haybale string in weed wacker.
Monday. Entered recovery from 4 Days off

 

[thistlebloom]

@Redd Tornado when I first saw your name I thought it was Redd ToMADO... haha.

 

[digitS']

I so definitely enjoy walking nearby 90-120 year old concrete sidewalks.

Bird foot prints, sometimes ... dog tracks in good number! Horse tracks, a few.There are very large bird tracks on one corner. Crow? Raven

Prints from children's shoes aren't uncommon. I have found bare foot child foot prints!

Steve

 

[ducks4you]

We took my mom to Tecate Mexico to pick up saltillo tiles for her floors.
She deliberately chose the ones with dog tracks on them, lol.
My husband installed them in the specific spots she picked. It turned out nicely humorous.

OK. I need pictures of these.

 

[ducks4you]

This holiday, I had 4 DAYS OFF. I had big plans for the garden.
Thursday. Really can't remember. Likely because of...
Friday. 3 hours at DMV.
Saturday. Blew up rabbit water system.
Sunday. Put chainsaw fuel mix in lawn mower. Tangled haybale string in weed wacker.
Monday. Entered recovery from 4 Days off

Sorry!!!
Wore MYself out and had stupid extra jobs, too!!

 

[Pulsegleaner]

There's a Boston Market near me whose floor tiles have tracks all over them. Chicken, dog, cat etc. Unfortunately no one bothered to put them in order, so the tracks go every which way.

 

[thistlebloom]

OK. I need pictures of these.

Sorry, it was over 30 years ago. House has long been sold.

But here's a picture from the net of Tecate tile that looks very similar.

 

[Ridgerunner]

STORY

A man is having some trouble understanding his spouse: ''So the wife buys three umbrellas - one for home, one for

the office and one for the car - in a brilliant burst of female logic, which I must confess completely escaped me.

''The only question I had (which I asked myself) was how long will it be before they all wind up in the same place?''

RESPONSE

Asking only YOURSELF is a good move and should result in a long and happy marriage.

 

[Rhodie Ranch]

Not garden related.

Did you hear about the new movie "Constipated?"

no I haven't

Well, it hasn't come out yet.....