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Garden humor thread..

Discussion in 'Everything Else Garden' started by desertlady, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Jul 14, 2019
    baymule

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    the amount of self-control it would take to not go insane would do me in... but i suppose i would have to take up memorization of some long story each time to give me something to do while i'm standing there.

    not that anyone would want a plump, stocky dude with glasses and a buzz cut flipping letters for them.... :) i left out middle-aged...
     
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    Carol Dee

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    That's my story an I am sticking too it.
    Don't mean to interupt.jpg
     
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    Ridgerunner

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    Grandma - Would you like to help Grandma?

    Grandson - OK

    Grandma - If you empty all the garbage cans I'll give you milk and cookies.

    Grandson - I'd rather have money.

    Grandma - I'd rather not have to get up three times in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, but we don't always get what we want, do we?
     
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    Ridgerunner

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    Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have stitches.
     
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    Pulsegleaner

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    Actually, Spider Robinson said, laughter is great even then. I forgot the exact quote but it was something like. Not that it doesn't hurt to belly laugh when you have stitches. It hurts like hell. You just don't care."
     
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    valley ranch

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    Haven't had a good, good laugh for a while ```

    Spider Robinson???
     
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    what do you find funny? zanny humor? look up the old show _Fridays_ on youtube, some of those clips/skits are still great laughs. we always found the pharmacist hilarious and also the skits with the girl and boy in the plastic pool. just whacked out humor.
     
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