Garden humor thread..

[flowerbug]

that is a good indication that more needs to be done with food scraps and restaurants there...

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Zeedman]

Until recently, our family always gathered together for dinner on Sundays, which was the reason we usually froze two freezers worth of vegetables. Now - thanks to "social distancing - those gatherings have been put on hold. We still have a freezer full of vegetables to use up, so now we eat vegetables with every dinner. Not necessarily because we WANT to, but because we HAVE to.

It's kind of like being a kid again.

 

[digitS']

I remember my mother saying,

"just 3 bites." And, I had to sit there at the table until I had eaten those 3!

Mostly, she was right. I learned to like quite a few vegetables by the time I was an adult.

Steve

 

[flowerbug]

I remember my mother saying,

"just 3 bites." And, I had to sit there at the table until I had eaten those 3!

Mostly, she was right. I learned to like quite a few vegetables by the time I was an adult.

Steve

if we didn't eat it for dinner it was waiting there for us for breakfast. this was not normally a big issue as we sometimes did not have enough, so you ate first and fast as you could and asked questions later... to this day, eating fast is one of the hardest things i wish i could change about myself.

 

[Carol Dee]

if we didn't eat it for dinner it was waiting there for us for breakfast. this was not normally a big issue as we sometimes did not have enough, so you ate first and fast as you could and asked questions later... to this day, eating fast is one of the hardest things i wish i could change about myself.

Did we have the same parents? Mom always did that.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Ridgerunner]

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the rabbit, ''What'll you have?''

The rabbit says, ''I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect.

 

[flowerbug]

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the rabbit, ''What'll you have?''

The rabbit says, ''I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect.

death to all spill chuckers!

 

[Ridgerunner]

Old man #1. - Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you came in?

Old man #2 - Yeah, often.

Old man #1 - Me too, it happened this morning. Then I realized it was the bathroom so that narrowed the choices.