Garden humor thread..

Ridgerunner

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Son - Dad, can I use your credit card to buy some sneakers online? Only 200 bucks.

Dad - Do you ever listen to yourself before you say it out loud? I've spoken with dogs and horses who made more sense.

Son - A simple "no" would do.

Dad - a simple "no" wouldn't sink in.

(Stolen from Curtis)
 

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Son - Dad, can I use your credit card to buy some sneakers online? Only 200 bucks.

Dad - Do you ever listen to yourself before you say it out loud? I've spoken with dogs and horses who made more sense.

Son - A simple "no" would do.

Dad - a simple "no" wouldn't sink in.

(Stolen from Curtis)
I don't get it? It's only a pair of sneakers. My last pair cost me.....oh wait, NOW I get it. There's that extra "0". :lol:
 
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