Garden humor thread..

thistlebloom said:

Sorry, it was over 30 years ago. House has long been sold.

But here's a picture from the net of Tecate tile that looks very similar.
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ducks4you said:

OK, I looked them up. Never realized how popular they are!!! Also, one site was warning against buying them from Home Depot, who USED to carry authentic Saltillo tiles, but doesn't anymore.
I really like the glossy finish on them. Looks like you can still get them.

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Ridgerunner said:

I'll copy a post from the chicken forum. However accurate it is, I thought it was totally appropriate for this forum's humor thread.

The daughter of an old friend of mine dropped by to say “Hello”...she’s a very sweet, good looking 20 year old, BUT not the brightest crayon in the crayon box, if you know what I mean.
Anyway she saw my little flock, and I told her(and showed her) that I have 4 hens (girls) and 2 roosters (boys).
...here we go...
She looked at them all, with a little puzzlement and a touch of concern...then turned to me and kinda whispered in my direction , “Have any of the girls ever gotten pregnant?”
All I said was “Nope.”, as I walked away, biting my lip. (Bless her heart...)
...think I need to have a talk with her mom, huh?

And the link to give proper credit.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/need-to-explain-the-“birds-and-the-bees-definitely.1320372/

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so lucky said:

It's really amazing how uneducated some people are regarding chickens/eggs. I heard Vanna White, on Wheel of Fortune, say that brown eggs come from brown chickens, and white eggs come from white chickens. She was being serious.

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