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  1. Dirtmechanic

    Garden humor thread..

    It must be related to the gardening off season as I just went to order a new nose hair trimming blade for the wahl groomer and found them back ordered.
  2. Dirtmechanic

    Garden humor thread..

    Ahh. Just curious really about this over arching omnipotent judge everyone keeps referring towards. I have read a few greek classics and love the old words but this character seems less a diety save the omnipotence? Is this a form of the common sense?
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    Garden humor thread..

    My new favorite Christmas song.
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    Garden humor thread..

    Gotta go...I hear hooves on the roof!
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    Coffee

    Diamonds are not her best friend, I am.
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    One Alaskans greenhouse

    Its cold. Greenhouses are THE place to grow cucumber in Alaska I would think?
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    Coffee

    I had a kitten by the name of Sherman. Absentmindedly I would roll him about with my white sock feet when he was little. He became a big boy cat and if you had on white socks he would make you run down the hall.
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    One Alaskans greenhouse

    It may be best. Given the geolocation.
  9. Dirtmechanic

    Coffee

    Never. Turns out I like her touch. I bought her rubies for her passion and garnet for her birthstone in earrings this year.Set in diamonds which pisses me off kinda in the best friend department.
  10. Dirtmechanic

    Coffee

    I do but she is cold so I mainly hug her in summer.
  11. Dirtmechanic

    Coffee

    We are no longer exploring our space might be a point I was unaware that I was making.
  12. Dirtmechanic

    Coffee

    I think what I dread most is my wife's cold feet. There I am in bed all warm and toasty when suddenly YAAAHHH!
  13. Dirtmechanic

    Happy Birthday wishes for Ducks4you!

    So this late note will have to be a verry early happy birthday wish for next year!
  14. Dirtmechanic

    Coffee

    I always laugh. Always. SpaceX has rockets going up every 6 days or some insane frequency... you cannot even make a good ufo video anymore because the satellite strings are that common someone will call you out. Humans are punching holes in the sky. Myself raised on the bombastic headline let...
  15. Dirtmechanic

    Coffee

    Yes. Just a hopelessly helpless joke reference to a article I posted about what consumer reports found in my chocolate: Thread 'Lead and Cadmium found in Chocolate' https://www.theeasygarden.com/threads/lead-and-cadmium-found-in-chocolate.24945/
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    Coffee

    I went crazy and added a spoonful of cadmium and lead to my coffee this morning. Well cocoa anyway. I like chocolate and coffee. Or coffee and chocolate. It is nice on a cold rainy day.
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