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She Wrote To Tech Support About Her Husband, This Was Their Epic Reply.
We’ve all needed advice at some point or another about relationships. And for good reason. They’re often hard to keep fresh!
Well, the young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship...
This young Lady is the very definition of 'INTESTINAL FORTITUDE.'
Follow the link read her story which isn't over, yet...
http://www.bicycling.com/rides/records/is-amanda-coker-for-real
A tip of the hat and a low bow to Ms. Amanda Coker...
Comment to let me know what you think..
Love to all...
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2017-01-17, 1:43 am. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled
the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening...
Snotty Receptionist.
Last Friday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's...
... I think you'll enjoy this. Whoever wrote it could have been my next door neighbor because it totally described my childhood to a " T "
Black and White TV
(Under age 45? You won't understand.)
You could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
'Good Night...
The Woman Marine Pilot
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and...
((I don't do 'texting' but thought these are cute!!
Texting Codes For Seniors---Hope this helps.
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
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Man and a Fork
There was a young man who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as he was getting his things 'in order,' he contacted his Priest and had him come to his house to discuss certain aspects of his final wishes.
He told him...
DO YOU REMEMBER 'MARTHA RAYE'???
It was well recognized that Martha Raye endured less comfort more than any other Vietnam entertainer.
I did not know this, I bet you didn't either. Don't let the sun go down without reading this about Martha Raye.
The most unforgivable oversight of TV is...
These might give you a smile. They came from Australia this morning.
23 ADULT TRUTHS
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take...
Hot diggety, dog ziggity; my first 2016 seed catalog arrived in today's mail (07NOV15)...
It is from Pinetree Garden Seeds of New Gloucester, ME...
I've order seed from these folks before and I like them a lot....
Is it too early to begin perusing seed catalogs and planning next year's...
Howdy, Folks;
I've been lurking for a while and you all seem like a convivial group..
I live in a very rural location near Mulberry, FL, (that is about 30 miles East or inland of Tampa)..
Military (U.S.) Veteran, retired electronics-metrology technician, and a avid gardener when not inhibited by...