YES!! This could be fun. Let's see here.
February - The month you chip hopefully at the ground in the hopes it will magically be not frozen.
April - Sweet lies of warmth, followed by frost, followed by warmth.
May - The real growing month
June - Weed, weed, weed, weed, *blink* How are there more weeds?!
July - There's no water. It's too hot. Oh no, don't die plants!!
August - Is that the first zucchini?!
Wine&Mead-ber -- Finding unlocked cars to slip zucchini into.
October - Pumpkins!!
November - Yay! The gardens over!
December - Oh no, the gardens really over isn't it? X.x
January - Someone send seeds I'm withering away.