thistlebloom
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I grew purpul-hurl peas once myself....
Garden humor thread..
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desertlady
Attractive To Bees
Duh!!! I spelled everything wrong !!! 
Carol Dee
Garden Master
Chicken soup!
Laughing cow.
baymule
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thistlebloom
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Funny! Carol Dee where do you find these?
Boy I would hate for that to be my horse, it would be hard to decide which one to dismantle, the expensive fence section or the dumb horse.
Boy I would hate for that to be my horse, it would be hard to decide which one to dismantle, the expensive fence section or the dumb horse.
Carol Dee
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thistle, I think I found these two on Pinterest ! And the previous one was sent to me by my cousin in Tennessee !!!thistlebloom said:
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Probably should be posted under: gardening with pets but here goes.
A short test to evaluate your cognitive thinking The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult. But
don't scroll down until you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop! Think! Answer!
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Stop! Think! Answer!
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.
*** Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put
in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one... Which animal does not attend? Stop! Think! Answer!
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Stop! Think! Answer!
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to 'Anderson Consulting Worldwide', around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
A short test to evaluate your cognitive thinking The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult. But
don't scroll down until you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop! Think! Answer!
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Stop! Think! Answer!
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.
*** Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put
in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one... Which animal does not attend? Stop! Think! Answer!
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Stop! Think! Answer!
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to 'Anderson Consulting Worldwide', around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Kassaundra
Garden Addicted
I inheireted way to much of my Gma's literal left brain and failed that test miserably! lol
canesisters
Garden Master
Yeah, me too.
But that's not gonna stop me from sharing this with my boss! LOL
But that's not gonna stop me from sharing this with my boss! LOL
Carol Dee
Garden Master
Cuddle Carrots... kinda go with those Monty grew!
