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desertlady
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my dogs do this to me all the time ! grrrrr!!Carol Dee said:
Garden humor thread..
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desertlady
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this apply to city folks! LOL!! They think milk comes from store too !Carol Dee said:
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MontyJ said:I might get in trouble for this but, what the heck. These are carrots I pulled just this morning and they answer the question of "Where do baby carrots come from?"
click here
Kind of adds a whole new meaning to garden porn huh? Dew asked me what I was teaching those veggies out there
Edited to make it a link...Ridge is right, it's a family site.
I've pulled some of them myself. =b
baymule
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WHY do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
WHY do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
WHY do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
WHY don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
WHY is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
WHY don't sheep shrink when it rains but our sweaters do?
WHY are they called apartments when they are all stuck together
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
WHY are storms with male names called hurricanes and not HIMicanes?
WHY do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
WHY do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
WHY don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
WHY is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
WHY don't sheep shrink when it rains but our sweaters do?
WHY are they called apartments when they are all stuck together
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
WHY are storms with male names called hurricanes and not HIMicanes?
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desertlady
Attractive To Bees
baymule you got me scratching my head !!
dewdropsinwv
Garden Addicted
those are great Baymule!!!!
bj taylor
Garden Ornament
bay, those were great headscratchers
Carol Dee
Garden Master
Phonics at work?
so lucky
Garden Master
I love that! Zookeene!
Zookeene!
bj taylor
Garden Ornament
my favorite is 'qcomebur'
