Garden humor thread..

[Pulsegleaner]

My neighbors herbs have started creeping over the fence onto my property. I really should talk to him about it, but I can afford to be patient since by now......thyme is on my side.

How do you deal with vampire tomatoes?
You stake 'em.

and the obligatory dirty one courtesy of one of my college botany profs (will write the answer in tiny print, highlight and expand if you want to see)

What do you get if you hybridize Solanum mammosum with Solanum tuberosum ?

Tater Tits

 

[digitS']

Hey !

Posting at the same moment!

(I think you could have put that in white font color for stealth! )

Steve
Highlight this sentence for digitStealth!

 

[Pulsegleaner]

There doesn't seem to be a button for changing font color.

 

[digitS']

"A" with grey underline ....

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Done (at least everyone but us will be safe...)

 

[Beekissed]

 

[Ridgerunner]

Just to point out, since it is leap year we get an extra day of winter!!!

 

[Chickie'sMomaInNH]

 

[digitS']

Just to point out, since it is leap year we get an extra day of winter!!!

Steve

 

[Chickie'sMomaInNH]

just remember this story this year when you go to prepare your garden spaces.