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Garden humor thread..

Discussion in 'Everything Else Garden' started by desertlady, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Mar 7, 2016
    Smart Red

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    That is so cute, Carol Dee! I wouldn't have expected a bee to run a planned parenthood class, but then drones aren't good for much anyway.

    A truism to the adage "those who can't teach".
     
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    canesisters

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    valley ranch

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    So he has a hand full of something and puts it into his pocket of his gardening pouch, while working in his front yard. "What you got there" he's asked by a passer by.

    "Smart pills" he answered, Smart pills?, never heard of em, never even seen them. Where'd you get em?
    I have a place to get them.

    Are you sure they make a person smart?

    Here try one.~Now do you feel any smarter?~Nope!~ Here try a couple more.

    Feel any smarter?~ No, they don't taste very good,,,,,,and they kinda look like goat dropping!

    Now, your getting smart!
     
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    Sam BigDeer

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    "SMART PILLS! !" ROFL . . .
    Sam
     
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    Ridgerunner

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    Did you ever stop to think........
    Then forget to start again?
     
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    Carol Dee

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    ALL The time !!!
     
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    valley ranch

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    I know you, some of you, have moved with haste, like down the stairs into the garage, then have no idea what you came here to get, and no one to ask.
     
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    thistlebloom

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    I've done that, then retraced my steps to where I started, and remembered what I was after. Make the trip again and once more didn't know why I came....that's distraction taken to a professional level!
     
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    Carol Dee

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    HA! So glad I am not alone. ;)
     
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    digitS'

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    Don't ask, Richard. Demand!

    I say, "Show me!"

    That turns me in the right direction. We knew where we were heading when we started. It was our minds that wandered onto other thoughts.

    "Show me!" And, I turn and stare. Trusting my sense of direction, as I move forward towards the objective, I seem to always remember what was drawing there.

    Steve
     

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