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Garden humor thread..

Discussion in 'Everything Else Garden' started by desertlady, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Mar 13, 2018
    baymule

    baymule Garden Master

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    And computers were supposed to save paper. The reality is, if you don't have a hard copy, you don't have the information!
     
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    Chickie'sMomaInNH

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    when the power goes out what is there to do?!? sorry, i can't shuffle the computer around like i do with paper! :p
     
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    flowerbug

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    i use the computer UPS battery to run the LED light and sort beans. :)
     
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    flowerbug

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    why don't pullets have handles? :D
     
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    digitS'

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    Because ..

    . they have got you ..

    . tied to a yolk.

    Steve

    Oh, that was too easy :).
     
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    flowerbug

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    if they had square eggs you wouldn't be yolking a round...
     
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    canesisters

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Cow goes
    Cow goes who?
    No, cow goes moo! Owl goes hoo!
     
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    Carol Dee

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    Carol Dee

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    digitS'

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    These are just what I need this morning! Something of a difficult couple of weeks with trying to get back into outdoors physical work, a little stymied by weather but needing recoup time because of lengthy visits to the dentist chairs. Dang, I can't comfortably sit sooo long in the lazyboy let alone what they are putting me thru at the dentist appt. And they call it a crown? I would be content if it came with several vassals paying homage.

    Mom did have a business cutting hair. Or, at least, worked for such a business. It was a great idea for me to allow my hair to grow long during those years! She really gave the best haircuts and I had to go shorter a shorter as those barbers, less competent took over.

    I'm allergic to bee stings to a greater extent than others in my family. I can imagine them trying to be helpful ...

    digitS'

    Ha! And, an owl goes who? Just see my royal signature:
     
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