Garden humor thread..

[baymule]

 

[valley ranch]

 

[flowerbug]

That job is so mentally taxing it doesn't leave room for things we common folk take for granted.

the amount of self-control it would take to not go insane would do me in... but i suppose i would have to take up memorization of some long story each time to give me something to do while i'm standing there.

not that anyone would want a plump, stocky dude with glasses and a buzz cut flipping letters for them.... i left out middle-aged...

 

[Carol Dee]

That's my story an I am sticking too it.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Grandma - Would you like to help Grandma?

Grandson - OK

Grandma - If you empty all the garbage cans I'll give you milk and cookies.

Grandson - I'd rather have money.

Grandma - I'd rather not have to get up three times in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, but we don't always get what we want, do we?

 

[Ridgerunner]

Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have stitches.

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Actually, Spider Robinson said, laughter is great even then. I forgot the exact quote but it was something like. Not that it doesn't hurt to belly laugh when you have stitches. It hurts like hell. You just don't care."

 

[valley ranch]

Haven't had a good, good laugh for a while ```

Spider Robinson???

 

[Pulsegleaner]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_Robinson

 

[flowerbug]

Haven't had a good, good laugh for a while ```

Spider Robinson???

what do you find funny? zanny humor? look up the old show _Fridays_ on youtube, some of those clips/skits are still great laughs. we always found the pharmacist hilarious and also the skits with the girl and boy in the plastic pool. just whacked out humor.