Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

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Oh I got this one. See below.

 

[digitS']

 

[seedcorn]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[Rhodie Ranch]

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks.................. "What is your occupation?"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that is no good Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a call girl?". "Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year

 

[seedcorn]

 

[seedcorn]

Yesterday my dog treed a groundhog up a 4” popular tree. Couldn’t get him down so they could visit. Ever since he was attacked by a groundhog, his belief is they ALL need to die. I see no reason to try to change his opinion as he is hard headed.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Yesterday my dog treed a groundhog up a 4” popular tree. Couldn’t get him down so they could visit. Ever since he was attacked by a groundhog, his belief is they ALL need to die. I see no reason to try to change his opinion as he is hard headed.

The way you phrased that makes it something I would have liked to see!

 

[seedcorn]

I know, no camera or phone for pix or video. He is like his owner (my wife) once he has decided something, don’t waste time trying to reason with him. (In fairness, I am overjoyed on his opinion on groundhogs.). Now his opinion of skunks-needs changed.....