Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

Son - Dad, can I use your credit card to buy some sneakers online? Only 200 bucks.

Dad - Do you ever listen to yourself before you say it out loud? I've spoken with dogs and horses who made more sense.

Son - A simple "no" would do.

Dad - a simple "no" wouldn't sink in.

(Stolen from Curtis)

 

[Xerocles]

Son - Dad, can I use your credit card to buy some sneakers online? Only 200 bucks.

Dad - Do you ever listen to yourself before you say it out loud? I've spoken with dogs and horses who made more sense.

Son - A simple "no" would do.

Dad - a simple "no" wouldn't sink in.

(Stolen from Curtis)

I don't get it? It's only a pair of sneakers. My last pair cost me.....oh wait, NOW I get it. There's that extra "0".

 

[Dirtmechanic]

What body part is long and flexible and contains the letters P,E,N,I and S?



Spine

 

[seedcorn]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

My father looked me in the eyes and sagely said " Son, you should find a girl with an embarassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you."

"She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them."

 

[seedcorn]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[so lucky]

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