This is a bit like when someone back on Chowhound tried to do "Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese"
And, of course, my (now rather un-pc) thing about South America.
"If you like bean enchiladas,
and getting caught with cocaine...…"
Also, I did start work on "Only Borjomi" and got pretty far, until I realized that, outside of people of Russian Eastern European extraction, no one would know what Borjomi was. (it's a mineral water from the Republic of Georgia).