Garden humor thread..

[Dirtmechanic]

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Sounds like Long Johns.

 

[baymule]

I'm very glad that it rarely snows here, however I get monumental rains. So I get mud. Mud. I have a mud farm. Mix in sheep poop and I get Poop Soup. non edible.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

I'm very glad that it rarely snows here, however I get monumental rains. So I get mud. Mud. I have a mud farm. Mix in sheep poop and I get Poop Soup. non edible.

Non edible? I have a question....

 

[Marie2020]

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Wise words

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[digitS']

 

[Marie2020]

A 81 year old lady said to her 83 year old husband, as they were retiring to bed.
I think the garage lights are still on, can you go out and switch them off please
As the husband looked out of the window. He saw five or six men viscously breaking into their garage door.

Calling 911, he asked the dispatcher to send the police immediately as there were around six men breaking into their garage.

The dispatcher said, don't worry there are no services available right away, but we will get them out to you as soon as we can.

Five minutes later the man called back saying. Please hurry. I have just shot six men that were breaking into my garage

In less than five minutes the police, ambulance helicopter and 3 doctors arrived and then men were arrested immediately
The police said, we thought you had said you just shot six men?

The man replied, and didn't you say there were no police available

 

[flowerbug]

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The man replied, and didn't you say there were no police available

they record all 911 calls, that sort of thing will get you into heaps of trouble... even if meant as a joke and it was funny still don't ever do it.

 

[Marie2020]

they record all 911 calls, that sort of thing will get you into heaps of trouble... even if meant as a joke and it was funny still don't ever do it.

Maybe not.