Dirtmechanic
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Sounds like Long Johns.
Garden humor thread..
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baymule
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I'm very glad that it rarely snows here, however I get monumental rains. So I get mud. Mud. I have a mud farm. Mix in sheep poop and I get Poop Soup. non edible.
Carol Dee
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Dirtmechanic
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Non edible? I have a question....
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Carol Dee
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A 81 year old lady said to her 83 year old husband, as they were retiring to bed.
I think the garage lights are still on, can you go out and switch them off please
As the husband looked out of the window. He saw five or six men viscously breaking into their garage door.
Calling 911, he asked the dispatcher to send the police immediately as there were around six men breaking into their garage.
The dispatcher said, don't worry there are no services available right away, but we will get them out to you as soon as we can.
Five minutes later the man called back saying. Please hurry. I have just shot six men that were breaking into my garage
In less than five minutes the police, ambulance helicopter and 3 doctors arrived and then men were arrested immediately
The police said, we thought you had said you just shot six men?
The man replied, and didn't you say there were no police available
I think the garage lights are still on, can you go out and switch them off please
As the husband looked out of the window. He saw five or six men viscously breaking into their garage door.
Calling 911, he asked the dispatcher to send the police immediately as there were around six men breaking into their garage.
The dispatcher said, don't worry there are no services available right away, but we will get them out to you as soon as we can.
Five minutes later the man called back saying. Please hurry. I have just shot six men that were breaking into my garage
In less than five minutes the police, ambulance helicopter and 3 doctors arrived and then men were arrested immediately
The police said, we thought you had said you just shot six men?
The man replied, and didn't you say there were no police available
