Garden humor thread..

[Smart Red]

Chuckle, chuckle, major.

 

[Smart Red]

Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer.

 

[seedcorn]

 

[baymule]

 

[digitS']

Crazy ...



Steve
“Det var helt Texas,” in Norwegian roughly translates to “It was completely Texas.”

 

[ninnymary]

 

[Carol Dee]

And on that note, here is a card I made with a new Bugaboo digital image. I thought it was funny. Then I was at Dollar General yesterday as they where putting out the Christmas wrap, ribbon, cards, etc...

 

[majorcatfish]

love it...
wait a second it's been christmas at lowes since the day after labor day...what's up with that?

 

[seedcorn]

And on that note, here is a card I made with a new Bugaboo digital image. I thought it was funny. Then I was at Dollar General yesterday as they where putting out the Christmas wrap, ribbon, cards, etc... View attachment 9894

I wish that were true. Here, they skipped t'giving and went right to the gift holiday.

 

[ninnymary]