Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

Oh-oh are Major and I in trouble?

 

[majorcatfish]

Oh-oh are Major and I in trouble?

no worry carol the last time a turkey mouthed off at one of my friends this is what happened....

 

[majorcatfish]

true story.........
we had a managers meeting this morning, was told that all depts need to cut back on spending<this happens every year at this time> so the asst g/m and told her that we are very low on janitorial supplies<trash bags, soap, paper towels and toilet paper>among other supplies. wait till next week.
i did a quick inventory last friday and we were down to 1/4 case of t.p. did another after the meeting down to 10 rolls...

finally got to use this one on her...
send her an e-mail stating that, if this happens to me while at work i will quit....

supplies were ordered this morning..

 

[ninnymary]

That is too funny Major!

Mary

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Technically, December is ALSO the turkey's holiday. Remember there are a lot of places where turkey is the traditional CHRISTMAS dinner. Great Britain, for example (well, the modern tradition, now that so few people eat goose.)

 

[baymule]

true story.........
we had a managers meeting this morning, was told that all depts need to cut back on spending<this happens every year at this time> so the asst g/m and told her that we are very low on janitorial supplies<trash bags, soap, paper towels and toilet paper>among other supplies. wait till next week.
i did a quick inventory last friday and we were down to 1/4 case of t.p. did another after the meeting down to 10 rolls...

finally got to use this one on her...
send her an e-mail stating that, if this happens to me while at work i will quit....
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supplies were ordered this morning..

Thanks for the reminder! I just added toilet paper to my shopping list!

 

[baymule]

Hey @majorcatfish in addition to the toilet paper, tell her you want THIS!!!

 

[thistlebloom]

Hey @majorcatfish in addition to the toilet paper, tell her you want THIS!!!


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Eeegads! Is that a recliner?

 

[majorcatfish]

@baymule thats one heck of a throne

 

[baymule]

Eeegads! Is that a recliner?

All it needs is a TV and a remote....