Garden humor thread..

Thats why I live with dogs, no matter when I come home they are happy to see me

Your dog loves you more than a spouse ever would. Put your dog in the trunk of your car and drive around. Stop and open the trunk. Your dog will be deliriously happy to see you! Now that's love. Put your spouse in the trunk and drive around. Stop. Open the trunk to one mad, furious hell-on-wheels coming outta there to beat your face in.

Better stick with the dog.
 
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