Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

 

[Beekissed]

Amen, Carol Dee. There's oft been times when I advised Mom to do that very thing to my dad...wouldn't have done any serious damage to his thick skull, but it sure would feel good doing it.

 

[Nyboy]

My mother grew up on the streets of the Bronx. A little girl living there had to learn to defend herself at a young age. A Sunday breakfast I will never forget is the time my dad came to the table with 2 black eyes spit lip and deep scratches down his face. He told my younger sister and I he fell down the stairs. I will never forget the look on his face when my mother said " kids thats not true, daddy hit mommy last night, mommy had to make sure daddy never made that mistake again. Mommy beat daddy over the head with a frying pan" ( cast iron)That is the only time my dad raised his hand to my mother.

 

[flowerbug]

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once in a while everyone needs a little iron...

 

[Beekissed]

My mother grew up on the streets of the Bronx. A little girl living there had to learn to defend herself at a young age. A Sunday breakfast I will never forget is the time my dad came to the table with 2 black eyes spit lip and deep scratches down his face. He told my younger sister and I he fell down the stairs. I will never forget the look on his face when my mother said " kids thats not true, daddy hit mommy last night, mommy had to make sure daddy never made that mistake again. Mommy beat daddy over the head with a frying pan" ( cast iron)That is the only time my dad raised his hand to my mother.

Ok, NY, it's official....I love your Mom too, though she be gone. That all women would be like that and that all men would respond to correction like your Dad. And that she told you kids the truth is just priceless....bet that lesson stayed in your minds always.

 

[bobm]

How many people are killed by a cast iron skillet ? Statistics for this are few and far between. However, Since people are killed by cast iron skillets, we MUST go protest in the streets to demand that we ban them

 

[Beekissed]

This is my boys, almost exactly, except you can substitute guns and bows for Minecraft and it's perfect.

 

[Carol Dee]

This is my boys, almost exactly, except you can substitute guns and bows for Minecraft and it's perfect.

EXACTLY !!!!

 

[majorcatfish]

Found this on the way to the stone river civil war battleground, guess any other creek just doesn’t matter.....

 

[Carol Dee]